Thursday, March 17, 2005

Favourite Hymns

The Dentist's Hymn..................Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn..........There shall be showers of Blessing
The Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn....................There is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn.................Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn............Open My Eyes That I might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn...............I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn....................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn...............Send the Light
The Shopper's Hymn..................Sweet By and By

Now, for those who speed on the roads - a few hymns for you:
45 mph...................God Will Take Care of You
55 mph...................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph...................Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph...................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph...................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph...................Lord, I'm Coming Home
and over 100 mph....Precious Memories

1 comment:

Penelope said...

Anyone know what an IRS Agent is? I've never heard of one!

Answers on a postcard pls.....