Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice bottle?
A: Because it said concentrate.
(Thanks to Caroline for these!)
About Me
- Penelope
- Well....I'm a bit mad (in a good way) - although some might say more....I also like the colour pink (quite a lot) and am usually found listening to music and driving too fast (often at the same time!) I enjoy a good laugh (laughter is good for the soul!), a good latte, preferably with a muffin! (Starbucks is good) and a natter with friends. What more can I say? I love music, belong to (and work at) a great Church (www.elim.org) and am having a cool time at the mo!
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