Extracts From Church Bulletins

1. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours".

2. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist Hall. Come and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

3. The cost for attending the Prayer and Fasting Conference includes meals.

4. The Low Esteem Support Group will meet next Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.

5. The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on water". The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus"

6. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

7. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

8. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice.

9. Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members, and to the deterioration of some older ones.

10. This evening there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.