A couple were going out for the evening. After getting ready, they put the cat out on their way out of the house to get in the taxi. The cat, however, had a different idea and scampered back inside before they could get out. They didn't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife went on out to the taxi while the husband went back in to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver "My husband will be here in just a moment. He's just gone upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long" he explained, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
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