Saturday, January 29, 2005

24 Beautiful One-Liners

1. Give God what's right - not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma but never let him be the full stop.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a full stop.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message - His message changes us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17. Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.
18. Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.
19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
21. Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
22. Be fishers of men - you catch them and He'll clean them.
23. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
24. Read the Bible - it will scare the hell out of you.

What we do in life echoes in eternity....

God Bless your day!

"Clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness
and patience. Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you
may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you"
Col. 3:12-13

2 comments:

ginger luke said...

They are sooo coool!!
heres a few ive heard

When the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future

Dont waste your time telling God the size of your mountain, tell the mountain about the size of your God

Anonymous said...

wow
these are so good
I like Luke's one about the Devil's future. Oh yeah the one about
Don't put a question mark where God puts a full stop.
is really good as well.
Thanks for posting Penny
shasa